Funny dirty jokes to tell
101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adults jokes Quotes by Various
Off-color humor is certainly not new: some of the earliest recorded jokes, told thousands of years ago, deal with things that people do in the bathroom or the bedroom. What makes these jokes funny? What makes any joke funny? Experts say that humor is based on incongruity. For example, a small child who talks like an educated adult, or a respected adult who acts like a child. Yet the elements must still have a connection with real life. Ray… dee… oh!
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As early as two-years-old, kids will start to laugh at farts. In other words, the human taste for crude humor starts very early. And good luck trying to keep your kids away from these kinds of jokes. Potty humor i ngrained is in all us. Even children can identify the hilarious incongruence between the veil of civilization and the reality of what happens inside of bathrooms and bedrooms. Hearing and telling dirty jokes is good for us and probably good for your kids on some level. This is absurd.
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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Really great dirty jokes. You mean all those vile things about as much as you mean that scream when a roller coaster takes its first plunge. Here are 50 dirty jokes so hilariously nasty and vulgar they might just make you hide under your desk in embarrassment.