Mommy where do baby unicorns come from
Mommy, Where Do Baby Unicorns Come From? by Renee Adamsdear goodreaders (again):
it has come to my attention that there are over one million books being offered on nook for free. FOR FREE! ONE MILLION!
and keeping in mind the success of self-published/fanfic masterpieces like Fifty Shades of Grey, Angelfall, and Wool, i have taken it upon myself to find the Next Big Thing amongst these titles.
therefore, i will be reading as many of these as i can, to uncover the hidden gems, and passing along my findings to you. yes, you!!
will they all be awesome?
am i going to pick most of them just because their covers or titles make me laugh?
very likely, indeed.
this is the eleventh book in the project.
i am not 100% certain that this book indeed answers the question of where baby unicorns come from.
it does offer a hypothesis, but im not sure im buying it. 1) because it is a freaking sick hypothesis. 2) because if it is accurate, there would be soooo many more unicorns trotting around, which would kind of undermine their specialness, and it offers no real explanation for their virgin-only appearance policy.
also, it makes this
really just insult to injury.
for those of you who are never ever gonna read this, (view spoiler)[apparently, baby unicorns are where dead kids go after they die. yeah, they turn into baby unicorns. because thats not a downer, right?? (hide spoiler)]
it makes me like unicorns less.
nahhh, cuz i dont buy it, and nothing could make me like unicorns less.
because unicorns are awesome.
(view spoiler)[and there aint nothing awesome about dead kids. but just for fun - picture the following images with a kid-corpse in the place of the unicorn (hide spoiler)]
yeah, not so cute now, is it??
renee adams, why you try to ruin unicorns??
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About Publish Join Sign In. Readers Benefits of registering Where are my ebooks? Ask it above. By Renee Adams. Rated 4. Five-year-old Chelsea wants to know where baby unicorns come from.
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Page: 1 2 3. She turned briefly to look at her daughter, her eyes as wide as a deer caught in a floodlight. She was using a green crayon right now to make trees. Chelsea frowned down at her picture. It had a mommy horse, a daddy horse, and a baby horse. But these horses were special.