Funny quotes about stupid people

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funny quotes about stupid people

Stupidity Quotes (794 quotes)

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Stupidity is defined as a lack of intelligence, reason, understanding, sense or wit. The root word stupid, which can serve as an adjective or noun, comes from the Latin verb stupere, for being numb or astonished. Always and inevitably each of us underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation. The probability that a given person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic possessed by that person. A person is stupid if they cause damage to another person or group of people without experiencing personal gain, or even worse causing damage to themselves in the process. Non-stupid people always underestimate the harmful potential of stupid people; they constantly forget that at any time anywhere, and in any circumstance, dealing with or associating themselves with stupid individuals invariably constitutes a costly error. A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person there is.

I like motivational quotes as much as the next person, but there are some quotes that get thrown around the business world that are just plain stupid. Here are my favorites. This chunk of bad advice is probably responsible for more lost sales than any other human utterance. While people want you to remember their name, it sounds creepy and false-friendly when you repeat their name in a conversation or a document. BTW, substitute "their own voice" for "their own name" and the quote is quite true. While this seems true at first glance, it's only because the "came from behind against all odds" miracles stick in the mind because they're unusual. In reality, most of the important things in this world are well planned and well executed, without generating any hopelessness whatsoever.

Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Join Goodreads. Quotes tagged as "stupid-people" Showing of They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat. They live as we all should live-- undisturbed, indifferent, and without disquiet.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?
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With the presidential campaign bringing Donald Trump an audience every day, he also had an opportunity each day to say something outrageous and oftentimes inaccurate or at least contradictory. But, as this collection shows, he's been saying outrageous things for decades.

Not b4. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit. That cloud just looked down and said: Hey look that is shaped liked an idiot.

A list of senseless quotations that are dumb and extremely amusing. Even the most naive person can say something really funny. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.


  1. Ermelinda M. says:

    Stupid Funny Quotes - Cool Funny Quotes

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    People love quoting famous people.

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