Funny quotes about the future

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funny quotes about the future

Future Quotes (3466 quotes)

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Future Quotes

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie. Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer. Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream.

A list of the best the future quotes and sayings , including the names of each speaker or author when available. This list is sorted by popularity, so only the most famous the future quotes are at the top. The authors of these historic the future quotes are displayed next to each quote, so if you see one you like be sure to check out other inspirational the future quotes from that same writer. This list answers the questions, "What are the best quotes about the future? Vote on your favorites so that the greatest the future quotes rise to the top, as the order of the list changes dynamically based on votes. Don't let your favorite the future sayings get to the bottom of the list. The best way to predict the future is to create it.

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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future , just one pulsating present Please leave your message after the tone. I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future , but only way off to the side.

Laughter is the best medicine in life, and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile on your face. No one can ever laugh too much, and these funny quotes will inspire you to smile bigger and laugh harder. While the doctor might not prescribe it, the ability to find humor in our situation is key for maintaining of sanity, patience , and peace of mind. To help you stay focused and stay loose, below is our collection of funny inspirational quotes, collected from a variety of sources over the years. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. It is already tomorrow in Australia. I feel better already.


  1. Andrew B. says:

    10 funny quotes, jokes and sayings about FUTURE from famous comedians.

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  3. Lancelot S. says:

    Let these funny quotes about life remind you of such times but also you can Like the saying goes, "you can't change the past but you can change the future.".

  4. Simone C. says:

    Everyday Power

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