Christian jokes about the bible
Christian Jokes: Religious Jokes, Church Jokes, God Jokes, Bible Jokes etc by R.J. ClarkeThis Christian joke book contains over 100 religious jokes including:
- Church Jokes
- Bible Jokes
- Jesus Jokes
- God Jokes
- Noahs Ark Jokes
- Other Religion Jokes
Naturally this Christian joke book upholds Christian values so the jokes are clean and respectful.
Hope you enjoy these jokes and remember that God provides a safe landing, not a safe passage.
God bless you.
Worlds Funniest Christian Joke!?
Hilarious Christian Jokes
This morning I received thrilling news: a joke I wrote more than 20 years ago has been voted the funniest religious joke of all time! In case you've missed it, here it is:. Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it! Do you believe in God? He said, "Yes.
I stumbled across a few funny and clean Bible jokes recently, that I thought I would share with everyone. You may have heard some of these before. There is no doubt that God must have at least some kind of a sense of humor. After all, we are created in His image. God even made Sarah laugh by giving her a child in old age! Some of my happiest times are laughing and joking with my loved ones. I have heard all of these, or read them in the past.
Bible trivia and jokes
A: Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Because so much of Holy Scripture is in story form, it lends itself to amusing twists of little details that can be really funny. Many of the Bible trivia jokes on this page were collected from emails floating around the Internet. Some appear to have come from Richard Lederer's Anguished English,. This collecction doesn't purpoert to necessarily be the best Bible jokes, but they should evoke chuckles from your friends. Second of 10 Commandments: Thou shall cast no idles. In the first book of the bible, Guinness, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off.