Funny poems about women getting older

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Aging Quotes (933 quotes)

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Hopefully this page will amuse the Senior Citizens who visit. If you are too young, please tell all the "elders" you know about it; it may brighten their day. Oh, if any of the text on this page is too small, and you are using Internet Explorer, or Firefox, click "View" and choose "Text size" and pick whichever one you need. OR hold down your Ctrl key and roll the wheel on your mouse. Nearly everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

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My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke. Often times I walk into a room, Say "what am I here for? At times I put something away Where it is safe, but, Gee! The person it is safest from Is, generally, me! When shopping I may see someone, Say "Hi" and have a chat, Then, when the person walks away I ask myself, "who was that? Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke.

Aging gracefully is about enjoying life. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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An elderly woman's poem about getting older has captured the hearts of thousands. She says that a person's appearance and the way they look as they age is just their "gift wrap", and it's the "jewel" inside that really counts. In the video above, Wanda recounts her poem and, towards the end when she talks about facing death, her voice wavers and she begins to get teary eyed. It has since been viewed more than 4. The year-old's son David Goines told The Huffington Post that their family was thrilled the video had gone viral and Wanda's poem had been shared.

Aging is a natural process of life. It begins the moment we are born. Strangely enough, most of us live under the illusion that we and our loved ones will never become old. When old age arrives, we are often unprepared. The natural order becomes reversed.



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